I'm Mr. Average, I live right next door

A company man, I drive a company car

I've got a beautiful wife, two lovely kids

An ambitious man, always try to win

I'm Mr. average, a family man

I've gotta have more, any way I can

I've got a beautiful wife and a lovely home

Always try my best, I've got to win

I'm Mr. Average, bills to be paid

Promotion's on, options to be weighed

Still got a beautiful wife, two lovely kids

I've got my mind made up, I've got to win

Still got a beautiful wife, my lovely kids

I've got my mind made up I've got to live

I'm Mr. Average, and the pressure's on

I work every night sometimes till dawn

Still got my beautiful wife, two lovely kids

I've got my mind made up, I've got to win

Still got my beautiful wife and lovely kids

I've got my mind made up, still got to win

I'm Mr. Average, the man next door

I've hit the booze, and pranged the car

Promotion's gone, to a younger man

I see my life, going down the pan

I hit my beautiful wife, two lovely kids

I feel my minds messed up, I've flipped my lid

I beat my beautiful wife, and lovely kids

I feel my minds messed up, I've flipped my lid

I'm Mr. Average I've lost my job

My kids all scream, and the wife's a snob

And my beautiful wife's got a brand new friend

And I think that he's been in my bed

I've lost my beautiful, two lovely kids

And now I'm all messed up, I've flipped my lid

I've lost my beautiful wife, two lovely kids

And now I'm all messed up I've flipped my lid

I'm Mr. Average I've got a knife

I'm all screwed up and tonight's the night

I'm the perfect gent turn to dynamite

And you better move fast if you're in my sights

My beautiful wife two lovely kids

My mind's messed up I can't forgive

I've killed my beautiful wife and lovely kids

My mind is all messed up I can't forgive

I'm Mr. Average I live next door

A psycho killer and I'm gonna kill more

Out of control my reasons gone

No beautiful wife 'n' kids no more

I'm Mr. Average I hate my self

I'm in control out of control

I can't think straight see only red

All mankind's been in my bed

My beautiful wife two lovely kids

Out of control I've flipped my lid