Daddy Dearest:

Deck

Deck the halls with boughs of holly

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Girlfriend:

'Tis the season to be jolly

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Daddy Dearest:

Don we now our

Girlfriend:

Gay apparel

DD + GF:

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

Troll the ancient Yule-tide carol

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Daddy Dearest:

In Christmas time, We join in rhyme

(Same Time)

DD:

Make children and parents cry on the way

GF:

Committing small amounts of crime

DD:

In good fun

GF:

It's all so worth it, hearing sleigh bells chime

DD:

Spread some cheer, cuz with Daddy Dearest

GF:

My favorite!

DD:

You'll have a scary good year

(Not Same Time)

Girlfriend:

Every year, if you're with the Dearests

Small things start to seem severe

Daddy Dearest:

Deck the halls with boughs of holly

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Boyfriend:

Boyfriend full of senseless folly

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Daddy Dearest:

Could say that twice!

Boyfriend:

How'd I say that!?

DD + BF:

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

Can't mess up a Dearest carol

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Daddy Dearest:

In Christmas time, We join in rhyme

(Same Time)

DD:

Make children and parents cry on the way

BF:

Should probably tone it down sometimes

DD:

In good fun

BF:

Don't you do that everyday anyways?

DD:

Spread some cheer, cuz with Daddy Dearest

BF:

All the time?

DD:

You'll have a scary good year

(Not Same Time)

Boyfriend:

Every year, if you're with the Dearests

You might question their career