*Spoken*

Peppino:

*Scream*

The Vigilante:

And whaddya know

The harden'd criminal

Responsible for 613 dead cheeseslimes...

Bit fatter than I imagined

But I'm no artist

Peppino:

HEY!!!

The Vigilante:

Pick up the gun, sonny

*Sung*

The Vigilante:

Draw

In the face of the law, pullin' at scraps

Halt

You're 'gainst Justice's maw

You need my handicap!

This tramp of a sheriff's no stranger

To steppin' down fair

But I shoot quick

Quicker than anyone else, so beware!

Peppino:

Quick shots at the ready

But my aim is steady alone

Though I am no criminal

It's all been liminal, I'll still face the unknown

*Spoken*

The Vigilante:

HEY! Hands where I can see 'em, pard'ner!

Peppino:

YOU LITERALLY GAVE ME THIS GUN

The Vigilante:

Huh

That there was just a classic sheriff test

And, you passed

Better than most, outlawr...

Peppino:

I'M INNOCENT TOO!!

The Vigilante:

You're about as innocent

As the sun is settin'

Doggone it

*Sung*

Peppino:

There's nothing I wouldn't do

To save my life's work from you

Everything I've worked up to

Won't be stomped out by the new

Got my grip still on the gun

Won't stop now my greater run

Peppino will not be done

Until he's conquered and won

Background voices:

GUILTY!

GUILTY!

The Vigilante:

You done stepped into the wrong town

Background voices:

GUILTY!

GUILTY!

The Vigilante:

So pack it in, you're goin' down

Background voices:

GUILTY!

GUILTY!

The Vigilante:

I wear the western version of a crown

Background voices:

GUILTY!

GUILTY!

The Vigilante:

For my whole kind

You're on the wrong grounds!

Draw

You know all of us saw

How do you plead?

Halt

In the name of the law, we will be freed!

Draw

Don't stay standin' in awe

Background voices:

GUILTY!

GUILTY!

The Vigilante:

Halt

This is the final straw, it's what we need!

*Spoken*

The Vigilante:

Alright, feller

I think we both see that

This town ain't big enough for the both of us

So one final draw

All the marbles

*Gets shot*

Peppino:

YES!!!