[Verse]

I was just minding my business

When some aliens came down and did this

They picked me up with a laser

Turn you boy in a space age major *woop*

They said, "Take me to your leader"

So I took em to my homie justin bieber

After he performed his procedure

They all got affected with the fever *woop*

Send me down back to earth quickly

Made a promise they will come back to get me

I try to tell my mama she won’t get me

Call a doctor told em get this boy quick please *uhh*

Sure enough they came back

Ship's so big turn the sky straight black

They like old school music from way back

We in the mother ship listen to 8-tracks

Walk! Walk! they took me to they planet

I even got them to meet the big homie that ran it

They had houses and cars make a granite

They started talking but I could not understand it

Woah zeina ziga ah reina

I looked him in her eyes say I don’t know what you meana

Oh, ok, I haven’t been here before

Yeah I need to start talking slow

They say ok, here we go

Ziggy ro

Ohh, so means you’re the best bro

We brought you up here ‘cause it’s so so dough

I got a it's chick alien to translate it

Next thing you know I learned the whole language

Whoop, zigga zi zinga zi zailor

Translation: we love you maejor

Ziga ah zig rica bling blinga

Translation: you’re my favorite singer

Whoop, I swear their culture is strange y’all

They hate rappers here on earth with the same flow

So that means they like me, they love me

They got alot of statues built around the whole city of me just trust me

Ziga, ziga, ziga ziga ziga

That means: look here earth boy

I ain't playin I kill

Once they started gettin violent that mean I had to go

Told em drop me off by the crib but first I ride it slow

They say co cool cool co but really they said zigga zo zing zo zo

That mean cool, they took to mother ship and they parked it in the deep

And then they got robbed ‘cause it’s real off in the streets

[Outro]

That’s the story of my abduction

True story y’all

Ok, a kind of true story