[Verse 1]

Friday night, about 1 AM

Oh, here we go again

You're wonderin’ what's new

And you're wonderin’ what I'm doin'

And I'm wonderin' why I even picked up

When you gonna get it through your head?

Give it up and put this to bed

Don't wanna try again

Don't wanna be friends

Let me say it so you understand

[Chorus]

If you were a truck, I'd let you rust

If you were a shoe, I’d step in mud

If you were a rose, I’d let you die

If you were a clock, I'm killin’ time

If you were a house, I'd burn it down

If you were a beer, I'd pour you out

If you were a mirror, I'd break the glass

If you were a fish, I’d throw you back

[Verse 2]

I don't wanna know how you been

Or hear about your mom and them

I'm tryin' to paint a picture

Boy, you ain't a keeper

I don't know why it don't make sense

[Chorus]

If you were a truck, I'd let you rust

If you were a shoe, I'd step in mud

If you were a rose, I'd let you die

If you were a clock, I'm killin' time

If you were a house, I'd burn it down

If you were a beer, I'd pour you out

If you were a mirror, I'd break the glass

If you were a fish, I'd throw you back

[Bridge]

To the river, to the lake

Cut a line, leave you lyin' on the bank

Boy, I could do this all day

And never run out of ways to say

If you were lost, I'd hide the map

If you were gas, I'd light the match

And, boy, if you were cash

You'd get some real payback

[Chorus]

If you were a truck, I'd let you rust

If you were a shoe, I'd step in mud

If you were a rose, I'd let you die

If you were a clock, I'm killin' time

If you were a house, I'd burn it down

If you were a beer, I'd pour you out

If you were a mirror, I'd break the glass

If you were a fish, I'd throw you back

[Outro]

I'd throw you back

I'd throw you back

Throw you back