[Verse 1: Mac Tutmose]
Most these rappers jokers, why they acting so serious?
Want a million dollar deal, they all delirious
Get up on the radio like "dog, are you serious?"
... no explanation like the pyramids
But I'm up to bat like I'm Barry
These pitchers thinking they scary
They putting they foot down but they lack toes like its dairy
So...
You can kindly kiss my derriere
Flyer than air fair but still colder than January air
Now I'm up to bat like Canseco
I promise to hit a homer, im stackin' stats up like legos
I'm praying these niggas get me
Put preggo on your spaghetti
That means that I got the sauce, im doubting you niggas ready
So i call 'em yes men cause they just dont no
Swear these rappers pregnant cause they just don't flow
And Yeah I heard yo mixtape but it just dont go
Yeah the beats was alright, lyrics so-so
And all I know is go like my name was Ice JJ
Verse number 1 I hit it first like Ray J
Got no promotion but i still deserve a pay raise
Some dudes got no respect put 'em in check like payday