(Intro)

It's The Dana White of rap music

I'm balding

And I call people idiots

2 braiiiiinz

Idiots. there's lots of em

I wish that I could open up their brain and press the stop button

They're all dummies man the shit isn't cool

I swear to god, they're stupid as fuck and didn't listen in school

They're always so obnoxious

When they argue on the internet

But trying to debate with them is harmful like a cigarette

You try to outsmart these stupid jerks but you never win

Cuz lately their idiocy is worse than it's ever been

You better get your band-aids your bastard

My tongue is like a fan-blade but faster

I'm kickin a devilish man-made disaster

I piss on my fingers then givin you all a handshake after

For thinkin im just a pancake rapper

Nope, I kick through the door

Gay marriage gets my support

And I come smart when I argue over major issues like war

But all these stupid idiots keep misusing you're

Look. I dont wanna be a bitter, arrogant, american, elitist

But I think you better go and read a book

R I P to m c a I'm makin you all study english comprehension you ain't sleepin til we get to brook-lyn

Look friend, I could understand if you're just a kid

But if you're older than 13 years old you better see these words

And know exactly what the difference is

This one is a contraction, like you

Apostrophe, are, ready for action

You're at risk when the gem star slash your skin

You're an idiot like kim kardashian

This one's your. possessive. yours

Your beer, your gun, your mom's a whore

I Am taking it kinda easy on ya spittin a couple samples

Fuck it though im gonna give another example

Look see I dont give a damn about you insolent idiots

In a minute i'll administer venom; definitive wisdom

So take another glance and get a vision try to listen

Comprehend and you'll no longer be considered such a simpleton

But look. this one belongs to you

And this one is something that you are, it's true!

So there, fuck greed, fuck skinny bags of weed

And fuck you if you're a fan of either nickleback or creed!

Quit being such an IDIOT

All you gotta do is use some proper grammar its easy

Quit being such an imbecile

I hope to god your IQ is over 13

Cuz you were in the 8th grade once

And even then your teacher got mad when you'd get this wrong

Possessives and contractions are

Apparently just something that you USED TO KNOW