[Verse 1]

Yeah, I said congratulations

On your marriage, on your job, and on your graduation

On your baby mama screwin' you and proudly takin'

Every penny that you work for, then she out, vacation

You'll finally pay her mortgage off after a thousand payments

And you don't get to live up in that fuckin' house, just pay rent

And you don't get to see your kids this weekend

Pal, you can't pick, them up and take'em to the movies

Man, you have to face it

Man, you don't get to be their mother fuckin' dad

You ain't Nick, Nick is who your ex dates

Bought your son an Xbox, then looked at you like: "Checkmate!"

Told you that you ain't been a man, moved your son and daughter out of state, and ain't give a damn

You ain't in the plan

[Bridge]

Congratulations, on your new husband

At the wedding reception, he fucked your best friend

Congratulations on the job promotion, you didn't get it

And you're the hardest worker there, wait till that sets in

[Verse 2]

Yo, that's the mission statement for my life

Always love your family, always spit that great shit on the mic

Don't gossip, don't put yourself in situations that are so toxic

Throw the motherfuckin' ball, don't lob it

Look, life will always be a mystery you won't solve it

Only way you're gonna fail is if you're so cautious that you don't move

Not even one step

Not even one blink

Not even one breath

Not even one rep

Put the motherfuckin' weight up, wait up!

What you try to make'em love you for, their minds were made up long ago

Now you gotta prove you got the sharper arrows, stronger bow

When you get to where you go, then listen to the snow

I conquer life, its like I'm Genghis Khan

Bring me a plate of strawberries and filet mignon

I drink your tears like they made of Pinot Grigio

Mr. Lethal 3.0

Pretty beats, greasy flows!

[Chorus]

Baby let me see you drop it low

Supernova through the universe and move your booty slow

Money on the flow

Baby let me see you drop it low

Supernova through the universe and move your booty slow

Money on the flow

Baby let me see you drop it low

Supernova through the universe and move your booty slow

Money on the flow

Baby let me see you drop it low

Supernova through the universe and move your booty slow

Money on the flow

[Spoken]

I'm sure there's a stripper listenin' to this album somewhere so just wanted to make sure I still had your attention