[Intro]

Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo

Apparently I talk really funny

(You say your r's funny!)

We talk like Dan Rather is supposed to talk

People that do news get trained to speak like we do

Mid-Westerners talk correctly

Yo, ahem

[Verse 1]

I was born on July 47th

Always had a passion for the demons, the hellions

And the weapons, I'm telling you any second

I'ma burst the metal barricade

Take a Jägerbomb and I'll rehearse the Devil's serenade

Pinto, calm and guilty of petty murder

Smoked out, sloppy and grilling a veggie burger

You drilling the head berserker?

Man, I'm 10"2', I got a pack of Marijuana flavored

Big League Chew, and I've been bitter at the world

Since they cancelled Seinfeld

Leash up the mic with my damsel spike [?]

I got [?], so I can hump her

Put your hands up if your friends talk shit on each other

(Motherfucker!!)

She fell from it quick, her heart's broke

Liked it how when Neville was telling her dick and fart jokes

I wanna make the sweat boil in your palms

I live at hotels like I'm Royal Tenenbaum

I'm losing nothing, I'm spinning, I chew 'em up

With the rhythm, the illest rapper that's with 'em

Man, who the fuck are you kidding?

I'm bruising up and I'm splintering

Your state of mind, now who's crew cut

Rules in '89? (Mine!)

[Hook]

I got a shotgun pointing at the radio

I swear to God I'm bout to pull it back and make it blow

I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling

Mac Lethal is brilliant (brilliant!!)

I got a shotgun pointing at the radio

I swear to God I'm bout to pull it back and make it blow

I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling

Mac Lethal is...

[Verse 2]

And no, Fox News is not CBS

It's all a bunch of blue-eyed not CBS

And yes (yes), I come from Kansas City, but no (no)

My friends don't have sex with the relatives

I lived in Raytown, wind down in Overland Park

Where all the women got teeth that are glow in the dark

And all the streets are patrolled by remote-control creepy Gorillas

I be dressing like I'm Ichi the Killer

I chase Scallywags like a pimp from Compton

With a hoodie and a crush on 6 from Blossom

Lethal in your town, people hit the ground

These goddamn rappers probably tinkle sitting down

My signal spins around 'til my Rap City kicks you

I tragically rip through and stick another catheter in you

I rip 'em with the ravenous grin too, with rhythm in my hips

Like I was Ravishing Rick Rude

Rappers have misused the rules of the rhythm

Such a silly ass fool, this decision I'm [?]

And I am not ashamed I have Vanilla Ice's first album

Everybody listen and dig to it

[Hook]

I got a shotgun pointing at the radio

I swear to God I'm bout to pull it back and make it blow

I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling

Mac Lethal is brilliant (brilliant!!)

I got a shotgun pointing at the radio

I swear to God I'm bout to pull it back and make it blow

I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling

I'm bout to get brilliant!

[Outro]

DJ Platinum, pull that trigger