Gears of War. Xbox Live. You suck, faggot. I killed you. This is a demo dedicated to everyone that whooped my ass. I didn't even know how to reload my weapon, they wouldn't tell me

Yo, one piece of bread plus one piece of bread

Plus two little packages of peanut butter spread

Equals dinner, we gotta share it

Let me spoil you for being such a great parent

I just paid the mortgage and paid for the gas

And our son's medical expenses in full with cash

Hopefully they'll turn the power back on but if they don't

We can't do a thing about it babe, cause we too broke

See, you hoped as a young Irish lass

That you'd meet a slick gentleman with style and class

With the world on a string and a powerful mouth

Till you moved in with me and the power is out

And what I have to offer you ain't the least bit nifty

A peanut butter sandwich you gotta split with me

So, light a candle and flavor up the night

It's a special occasion, baby, savor every bite

Chorus

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

One Irish man plus one Irish lady

Plus a ten month old epileptic baby

Equals a lot of tiny seizures in the same day

Electric pulses feeding off his brain waves

And there's a lot of little things I got the urge to do

Take the wooden spoon from his mouth, stir the stew

Serve it to him and the blue lights in his head

And we can settle for the two slices of bread

It's all we can afford, we don't gotta choice

I just wanna watch you raise your little boy

I swear to god babe if I get rich

I'm gonna find a way to stop the damn seismic twitch

In his mind, the boy's been defined as special needs

And Imma search till I find that devil's seed

Planted, tell them we can not afford much else

Baby please just enjoy that sandwich

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

One neurologist plus one Mayo clinic

Plus a scalp EEG every time we visit

Equals you and me sittin here on the couch

And I don't gotta dime to take you out

I'm still so impressed with the way you act like it doesn't bother you

Maybe I'm wrong though, maybe it doesn't

Cause I genuinely feel you wouldn't change him if you could

You'd carve him a halo out of wood

Cause electric current can pass through metal and shock those smiles

When a charge is produced by a snot-nosed child

So harmless and cute, when sipping from his baby bottle too

But that's what I have to offer you

What I have to offer you ain't the least bit nifty

A life full of burdens you gotta split with me

An undertow of debt making me 360 (*Thanks Nic Swaner for correction*), but fuck it

As long as it's with you, I love it

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

Matter of fact Imma love you like that

Cause you're so beautiful on the inside

We gotta get to thirty songs...