[Verse]

I adamantly attack the alphabet

With an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium

I'm like an Adderall-addicted anaconda or an alcoholic

Or an asshole like A-Rod, no anabolics

But I brutally and beautifully butcher the bangin' beat

Brushin' bubbly all over your booby and booty beef

'Cause I'm a carpenter, I come carvin' your carcass

Leavin' all these carp-fish crushed on the carpet

Crumblin' chron' in Colorado with my Cal cronies

I'm Crammin' it full of condiments like it's a Calzone

Delicious, I didn't drive and drink

Whether diamonds or dimes, man, I'm divin' deep

Like an electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent

And every cent I've ever earned just entered me in the election

I got eleven brains like an enormously-educated

Einstein with Elephantitis of the erection

A freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon

Five falcons just flew to a fountain and fell in

Googling, googly-eyed girls to get inside

Golly gee from Glasgow to Guatemala's gentrified

A hippopotamus is high on heroin, he heckles me

And hires Haitian Hank to hand his ho a hysterectomy

In hateful hieroglyph, I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris

And hang with Hipster Helen, that's the hooker with the huge hips

I'm ill, I'm Icarus

I ignite idiots in idioms and issues

Jumpy jargon, I joust like Jacare

Jivin' Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu

Killin' 'em like a kid, got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza

Knit a Kimono made of Komodo Dragon skin

I'm rich like a Klingon that be kickin' it at the Kremlin

But I'm kickin' through your door, call me Kramer Kardashian

Lethal, literally litter

A little limerick that be littler than a Leprechaun

A menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem

Makin' a metamorphosis until I'm mechanized like Megatron

Nick Nolte: a nerdy native of Nebraska

Needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA

Ominously, I mean, it's obvious, you see, a

Orthodontist oozin' out oodles of onomatopoeias

Oswalt: Patton, pickin' a pocket, pluckin' a patent

I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion

I got a question, I gotta quiz ya

Let's step on the gas and go quicker, uh!

I'm really gettin' ready for the revolution

Reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort

Serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin'

Like a sheet of Sudafed, I'm swiftly swimmin' like a seahorse

Titties on Atilla Tell, a teller that'll toe tag

Terminator gun inside a turtle tattered tote bag

Thugs are un-American

Unattractive and unwanted as an ugly pair of Uggs

Vivid and vivaciously venomous

With the wicked wombats, only walkin' where women is

Gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu, XOXO

Yippy-ki-yay, yours truly, Mac, yes, yo!

[Outro]

Oh shit, I forgot Z

Zebra