[Intro: Mac Dre]

That's weird

My, that's weird

Hello, everybody

Hi

I'd like to introduce you to the Thizzle Dance

Thizzle Dance?

Thizzle Dance I said

Can you do the Thizzle Dance?

(Can you do the Thizzle Dance?)

[Verse 1: Mac Dre]

First, I do like this (Like this)

Put a look on my face like I smelled some piss

Bounce to the beat 'til it start to hurt

Then I dust all the smirk off me shirt

Dip to the ground as I catch the bass

Then I wipe all the sweat off me face (Off me face)

Hop back up then I start to slide

Popping my collar as I glide

Then I break the thing down and do The Bird

Dust myself off like I just stole third

Come on, everybody, now's the chance (Come on)

Fuck the Harlem Shake, this the Thizzle Dance (The Thizzle Dance)

[Chorus]

Dance, Thizz Dance

Thizz Dance

Thizz Dance

Can you do the Thizzle Dance?

Thizz Dance

Thizz Dance

Thizz Dance

Can you do the Thizzle Dance?

[Verse 2: Chuck Beez]

First of all, I hope you got you a juice (First of all)

A thizzle because it's time to pop you a few

Then you gas, brake (Brake), start to dip (Start to dip)

Bounce with the car as it start to shit (As it start to shit)

Open up the car doze the whole damn car low

Hop out and follow, while you let the car roll

Ghostride the whip while you ride the strip

Here's your chance to do your dance on the side of it

While you at it the passenger and driver switch (And the driver switch)

Then hurry up and jump back inside your shit (Hurry up and jump right back in your shit)

Hanging out the rooftop

Do not get ooh-aahed by them fool cops, they tryna have you got

Other than that you and your boys 'coon big

You wanna learn 'coon stay tuned to Thizz

Hoochie mama freaks, get your man (Get your man)

And show them niggas how to do the Thizzle Dance (Thizzle Dance)

[Chorus]

Dance, Thizz Dance

Thizz Dance

Thizz Dance

Can you do the Thizzle Dance?

Thizz Dance

Thizz Dance

Thizz Dance

Can you do the Thizzle Dance?

[Interlude]

Uh, what? Thizz

Uh, Thizz, what? (Thizz)

Uh, what? Thizz

Uh, Thizz

[Verse 3: Mac Dre]

When I do it they say I'm killin' it (He killin' it)

The look on my face mean I'm feelin' it (I'm feelin' it)

Just like the niggas that I'm chillin' with (That I'm chillin' with)

You can't do the Thizz 'less you're pillin' it ('Less you're pillin' it)

This is the last verse then I'm sealin' it (Then I'm sealin' it)

After this niggas gon' be stealin' it (Niggas gon' be stealin' it)

This is hip hop with no Johnny Gill in it (No Johnny Gill in it)

No New Edition or Prince when I'm spillin' it

I'm 12 years strong and I'm still in it (Still in it)

Now I'm slugged up and diamond grillin' it (Diamond grillin' it)

I don't care who I'm in the building with

I'll do the dance with Nancy Von Chillinwich

[Chorus]

Dance, Thizz Dance

Thizz Dance

Thizz Dance

Can you do the Thizzle Dance?

Thizz Dance

Thizz Dance

Thizz Dance

Can you do the Thizzle Dance?