[Intro: Mac Dre]

("Maybe someday she'll get run over or something.")

By a tricycle!

("That's what I pray for every night.")

And ten more bicycles!

Yeah, erry night

I don't like the bitch

I hate the bitch

Ya know, fuck the bitch

[Verse 1: Mac Dre]

Now before I start rapping, I must warn ya

I just washed down two mushrooms with some orange juice

I was thizzin' when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray

It's just one of the many dumb flows of Dre

I'm tryna see G's, play these hoes like CD's

Old school like the Bee Gee's, Billy Green and some Wheaties

You don't want to see these, I don't give no freebies

Ho, this dick cost, what you thought, I fucked with stingies??

Give me, send me, bring me what you got

Then baby maybe I'll love like my two Glocks

I'm too hot, I do not, fuck with no havers

I'm a Crestside cut-throat, a cold toe-tagger

A ho capturer, then keep 'em in captivity

You ain't know about that niggity, Driggity, M-Diggity?

[Hook: Smoov-E]

I mob like Durango, seat tilted lay-low, boy

I bring heat like one hot jalapeño

I mob like Durango, seat tilted lay-low, boy

I bring heat like one hot jalapeño

[Verse 2: Smoov-E]

Smoov with the groove, when I run right thru, and boy I just might pull it

With a all black hat, and a fat dro sack, bring heat just like a bullet

Got a all new fits and a brand new bitch

For this girl, dick's a no-no, so

I picked up a bottle of Captain Morgan's, took her to the mo-mo

I had to hit the cho-cho

Boy this ain't no ho stroll

But in my town these girls get clowned like they first name was Bobo

Can't shake E, or break E, stay around like a 12 day hickey

Girl it's tasty, like Lacey, took it all like a wide-mouth Mickey

[Hook: Smoov-E]

I mob like Durango, seat tilted lay-low, boy

I bring heat like one hot jalapeño

I mob like Durango, seat tilted lay-low, boy

I bring heat like one hot jalapeño

[Verse 3: Smoov E]

This game gets sticky, these hoes get tricky

Ya boy gets picky, see I hang with Nicky

And cats like Mac Dre, we dress in khaki

That backup band bass, shows how much this rap pay

We kicks with Mary, Jane and Judy

My piece like Larry cause getting ass is my duty

Don't trip or slip, just do my thang

Smoov pimped out like a pinky ring

[Hook: Smoov-E]

I mob like Durango, seat tilted lay-low, boy

I bring heat like one hot jalapeño

I mob like Durango, seat tilted lay-low, boy

I bring heat like one hot jalapeño

[Outro: Mac Dre]

Something's got ta happen, something's definitely got to happen

I hope she get ran the fuck over

I never did like the bitch, I mean I never liked-ed the bitch

Y'all were the ones hooping an' hollering about the fucked up bitch

Fuck the bitch