[Intro]

Woah

[Verse 1]

Scotty doesn't know

That Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday

She tells him she's in church

But she doesn't go

Still, she's on her knees and

[Chorus]

Scotty doesn't know

Oh, Scotty doesn't know-ow

So don't tell Scotty

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

(So don't tell Scotty)

[Verse 2]

Fiona says she's out shoppin' (Uh, uh)

But she's under me and I'm not stoppin'

[Chorus]

'Cause Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty, Scotty doesn't know

(So don't tell Scotty)

[Verse 3]

I can't believe he's so trustin'

While I'm right behind you thrustin' (Woo)

Fiona's got him on the phone

And she's tryin' not to moan

It's a three-way call and he knows nothin', nothin'

[Chorus]

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know, don't tell Scotty

'Cause Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty

[Post-Chorus]

We'll put on a show

Everyone will go

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

[Bridge]

The parkin' lot, why not?

It's so cool when you're on top

His front lawn in the snow

Laughin' so hard 'cause Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

[Pre-Chorus]

I did her on his birthday

[Chorus]

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

Don't tell Scotty

Scotty doesn't know

[Outro]

Scotty will know, Scotty has to know

Scotty's gotta know, gonna tell Scotty

Gonna tell him myself

Scotty has to know, Scotty has to know

Scotty has to, Scotty has to, Scotty has to go

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know (Don't tell Scotty)

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know (Don't tell Scotty)

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't, Scotty doesn't

Scotty doesn't know

(Scotty doesn't know)

(Scotty doesn't know)

(Scotty doesn't know)

(Scotty doesn't know)

(Scotty doesn't know)

(Scotty doesn't know)

(Scotty doesn't know)

(Scotty doesn't know)

(Scotty doesn't know)

(Scotty's gotta go)

Ha-ha-ha

Aha, ha

I should probably let him know

That is so bad, so bad