Smash Things Up

By Lunar C

On Not Good at Life EP

Released on November 30, 2014

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[Verse 1]

I need to take a breather, these lemon cheese has gave me emphysema

But what else are we to do to pass the time?

Stuck your hand up for that dough, you don't have to ask me twice

You've already been told like a battered wife with a blackened eye

The game's full of dick-riders, it's so disgusting

Get your 15 minutes, but then it’s over, young'un

Your flow is something that you need to go and work on

My bars are harder than wearing cufflinks with no shirt on

I've had more units than a platinum album

Lost track on em counting how many I've had in total

My cup is full and I'm already acting antisocial

But I'm 'bout to knock it back like a bad proposal

Organised a flash mob just to run through the city

Butt naked until they call the cops

Is it just a warning shot? It's like my dick is laying on your tongue

Cause I'm just giving you a little taste of what's to come


[Hook]

Broken glass all over the ground

Mosh pitting with the bozos in the crowd

Flying headbutts, elbows to the mouth

And if they ain't causing trouble then we're throwing em out

Over and out, think I'm still smashed from last night

We just act like we don't give a fuck

You'll get put in a bag, zipped up, casket shut

(I'll make you wanna smash things up)


[Verse 2]

Is this a long life or just a really slow death?

Fuck it, I'm up early morning with the coke heads

Doing drive-bys on the milkman on my moped

Can't see me but they hear me coming like phone sex

You're lying to yourself if you say my crew's losing

Bitch, don't be pig-headed, I'm Duke Nukem

Been here a while, you still ain't heard a style as fresh as mine

These other MCs can't stand it like the test of time

Stapling my foreskin to a table out of boredom

Then I nail it to the floor while I'm tasering my balls

I'll puke a home-made lasagna on your face while I'm performing

Just so when you go away, you'll say I catered to my audience

After the show, I sodomised a groupie

Then made her call her parents and apologised profusely

I'm on a hype, I drink till I think I know jujitsu

Spin on my dome and kick you like Yoshimitsu


[Hook]

Broken glass all over the ground

Mosh pitting with the bozos in the crowd

Flying headbutts, elbows to the mouth

And if they ain't causing trouble then we're throwing em out

Over and out, think I'm still smashed from last night

We just act like we don't give a fuck

You'll get put in a bag, zipped up, casket shut

(I'll make you wanna smash things up)


[Verse 3]

I'm not tryin'a work with none of these lame artists

I don't care if every song that you made's charted

Your label make you rock nail varnish and shaved armpits

I'm on some different shit, this is not for the faint-hearted

Shit's madder than a midget in a wheelie bin

With a fat kid sitting on the lid to keep him in

Bow to your highness, Lunar C's a king

The passing smoke will paralyse a passer-by who breathe it in

Joint longer than a sloth's arm

Got that sledgehammer flow known to smash every beat I touch

Long-lost family and friends wanna know me now

But tell me, where the fuck were you back when I needed drugs?

We smash the centrepieces

These ones can’t fuck with the team

Hungry, we gun for the E

Bullies with the belly and a bucket full of beats

Boy, best to run as fast as you can

Going in like a pig with a battering ram