Miley Einstein

By Lunar C

On Not Good at Life EP

Released on November 30, 2014

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[Intro]

Uh, yeah, support the campaign (x4)


[Refrain]

Get famous and flash your titties for the photo

So you can leave something for your kids when you grow old

If you're relying on your talent you've got no hope

Sex sells, suck my dick for the promo


[Verse 1: Lunar C]

My mind is set on self destruction

I must've died and went to hell or something

Sitting by myself just wondering

Does God cry when he hears a baby's belly rumbling

Or get offended when a women has a breast reduction

Puff puff pass the ashtray and buy your own weed

Smoke my spliff to the roach

Don't share, yeah I said that shit before

Split a key into ozies and donate the proceeds

To cancer research and snow leopards in the poor

I Photoshop my self into pictures with Drake and Rihanna

Just so I can convince my family that I'm a famous rapper

I ain't about the fake smiles and awkward handshakes

Pretentious industry types and gold diggers pouring champagne


[Hook]

Support the campaign, clap your hands and cheer for me

I love my fan base, they help me get my beer money

Tripping, dribbling on my pad while I write rhymes

Tongue hanging out like my name is Miley Einstein


[Refrain]


[Verse 2: Lunar C]

I might bump my head when I listen to your songs

But never find no substance like a drug bust at the wrong address

Pay no attention, pretend that it isn't true

But I'm heavier in the booth, Its that elephant in the room

Your music drives people to suicide

Your best friend wouldn't buy your album

Your flows shits and every beat's lame

You get a life sentence by announcing the release date

Still wouldn't make enough to buy an ounce on your release day

Shake your ass and shame your father break his achy-breaky heart

I wanna see you twerking in the wedding dress

I'm zoned out, higher than you'll ever get

I've been smoking since Miley had a hymen and some self-respect


[Hook]


[Refrain]


[Verse 3: Lunar C]

Shit rappers taking shots cannot offend me

I get paid to rap and all your insults are complimentary

But I've been lazy lately getting head while watching documentaries on the telly

Park is empty but I'm acting like I'm about to cop a Bentley

The blunt wraps are slow burners, lungs black as coal workers

Being a scumbag is my sole purpose

I turn up to your baptism in a swimsuit

And hold your head under the water until your skins blue like fish nupe

Nothing to believe in, I've got no faith

Middle finger up to your religion, I swear to god

I find it fairly odd that Christians wear a cross

Cause is Jesus came back then that'd probably scare him off


[Hook]


[Refrain]