[Intro]

Hee, ha, ha, ha!

[Verse 1]

Won't leave the house till it's all in place

You know a mess is a human disgrace

Clean up the dishes take out the trash

Cats are fed and potatoes are mashed

One day the juice was left out

She was in a rush

Won't leave the juice out on the table

She'd rather not go

[Verse 2]

Leave the juice out for five minutes

Leave it out for ten or twelve

Your life is tick-tick-tocking by

Leave the juice out before its too late

[Chorus]

Won't leave the juice out

Can't hook-up the water spout

Can't record on the VCR

But she works

She works so hard

Mom, oh, Mom

Just leave it on the table

Go outside and smell the air

It's not clean it's worse then the table

But you breathe it everywhere

[Verse 3]

Studies, oh, she studies

She studies so hard

Reads those books, writes those papers

Heats up coffee that's been sitting there

If it tastes a little old she doesn't care

But beware

[Verse 4]

You don't like my tattoos

But you kinda like my pink hair

I don't like your panty hose

I like a different kind of underwear

[Chorus]

Won't leave the juice out

Can't hook-up the water spout

Can't record on the VCR

But she works

She works so hard

Mom oh mom

Just leave it on the table

Go outside and smell the air

It's not clean it's worse then the table

But you breathe it everywhere

[Outro]

I left the house before it was too late

Now I'm living like a human, just great!

Bye Mom, I'll see ya later