Blegh!

Sign your name on the dotted line

Stick your hand in the slime

Swirl it around a minute or two

Plug your nose make a fist

Stand up straight raise your wrist

Doctor says this is the cure

Thinks he knows what's best for me

I just want this drug for free

So I can slither up the walls

Seeing green it’s obscene

Kinda smells like kerosene

The world is turning upside down

You know fumes

Hit you right away like glue

I used to take quaaludes

Now I'm huffin' eel goo

Threw my life in the trash

Just to scratch my eel rash

I’m covered in these puffy bumps

Gotta be a better way

To get this shit with no pay

Gonna find it out today

Get directly to my fix

Eliminate those doctor pricks

I'm standing in the middle of a swamp

Turns out I didn't know

Eels are fucking dicks

They wanna bite my fingers off

Lost all my hope in pills

But I know what to do

Gotta get my thrills so

Gimme gimme eel goo