Something There - Intellectual

[VRISKA]

I know we didn't start so great, but I'd like to make amends

[TEREZI]

I understand if you're still angry, but I think we could be friends

[KANAYA]

As such, it seems to me this is an adventure for us to share

[KARKAT]

And after all, after all this time, don't you think there's something

[PATRON TROLLS]

There?

[BETA KIDS (DAVE, JADE, JOHN, & ROSE), spoken]

No!

[KARKAT, spoken]

Ugh!

[KARKAT]

Hey there, Harley, listen here

I haven't got all human year

I'm trying to help

You stupid whelp

Are you as dumb as you appear?

[TEREZI]

Yeah, that's the way to get her red

She'd like you better playing dead

Your thinkpan fried, or has it died?

Did you even hear what you just said?

[VRISKA]

Oh, like you're one to act all tough

Don't you think Dave has had enough?

You want a tip? Just sink that ship

You won't beat me at quadrant stuff

[KANAYA]

Please ignore my friends-slash-fools

I promise you, we're much more cool

Though I grieve they might believe me more

If you weren't all such tools

[BETA KIDS]

Just stop! Right there!

I don't care!

I think you might recall that

I don't wanna hear it

I don't wanna hear it at all!

Getting to know you

I wish I hadn't had the chance

Getting to know you

Is a clumsy whirlwind of a dance

A headache, a trial

A challenge in denial

Getting to know you just doesn't seem worthwhile

[VRISKA]

C'mon, I swear I'm not like him

[KARKAT]

You wanna go?

[VRISKA]

Think you can win?

[JOHN]

What are you like?

[VRISKA]

Just super sweet!

[TEREZI]

Hah! I'd pay to taste that feat

[DAVE]

And what about you, you any cool?

[KARKAT]

Oh, don't go flirting like a fool!

Which goes for you, you're both so lame!

[JOHN]

Like you're not doing just the same?

[DAVE]

Yeah, all you do is hit on Jade

[KARKAT]

Do not!

[JADE]

Enough of this charade!

I'm done with this, I'll have you know

[JOHN]

Yeah, we're out

[DAVE]

We're gone

[PATRONS, excluding KANAYA]

Don't go!

[ROSE]

Aren't you going to pick a side?

[KANAYA]

I'm busy being mortified

[ROSE]

I like your style

[KANAYA]

Give it some thought?

[PATRONS]

Come on, just give us one more shot!

[BETA KIDS]

Just stop!

Don't stay!

Go away!

I need some time to think right now

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do, and how?

Something there, do you think there's something there?

[ROSE]

Can't tell

[DAVE]

Don't really care

[JOHN]

Do we try?

[JADE]

Oh, do we dare?

[BETA KIDS]

I'd really like to hate them while they're floating out somewhere

But in this privacy, I'll just admit to me

That maybe it could be

There's something there

[KANAYA]

Do you not think that you and I have got some chemistry?

[ROSE]

A little bit, I find

[TEREZI]

We could be perfect for each other, don't you see?

[DAVE]

See? Aren't you blind?

[VRISKA]

Won't you take some time to hear out what I have to say?

[JOHN]

You don't seem like those other nuts

[KARKAT]

My worthless self might say otherwise

But I admit that you're okay

[JADE]

What?

[PATRONS]

Something there

Just admit there's something there

Don't be stubborn and unfair

You can feel it in the air

I apologize for the mistakes and fights we've shared

But don't you dare pretend there's nothing there

[BETA KIDS]

Getting to know you

You realize it's been rather hard

[PATRONS]

We know!

[BETA KIDS]

And after all this stress and strife

You realize I've been on my guard

[PATRONS]

We're sorry!

[BETA KIDS]

If things get like before

We won't wait to show you the door

[PATRONS]

Got it!

[BETA KIDS]

But maybe I could get to know you a little more

[VRISKA]

So tell me what you like to do

[JOHN]

Have I got just the films for you

[TEREZI]

Hey Dave, I drew you!

Isn't it neat?

[DAVE]

Oh man, okay, that's pretty sweet

[KANAYA]

So I hear you like to read?

[ROSE]

And also write, but yes, proceed

[KARKAT]

Do you think we could start again?

[JADE]

My name's Jade, so let's be friends!

[TEREZI]

Keepin' it cool!

[DAVE]

So it would seem

[KARKAT]

We're on a roll

[JADE]

A kickass team!

[ROSE]

You got a plan?

[KANAYA]

Oh, just you wait

[JOHN]

Help me out here?

[VRISKA]

It's a date!

[BETA KIDS]

I'm really happy this went well

But why is that?

I just can't tell

[PATRONS]

After all we've done and said

Could this be a little red?

[BETA KIDS]

Wait, stop the show!

Oh no, no, no!

This cannot be real

This cannot be happening

This is not what I wanted to feel!

[BETA KIDS] [PATRONS]

Getting to know you Something there

Getting to know you

I think we've gone a little far|Don't you think there's something there?

I've started to like you a bit too much while|Did it catch you in its snare?

Getting to know who you really are Did it give you quite the scare?

I didn't want this whole affair Though you may be on the edge

Didn't want you in my hair I'm afraid I must declare

I don't want to say I'm enjoying the fact that

[BETA KIDS & PATRONS]

There's something there

But in this privacy

[VRISKA, spoken]

Don't deny it!

[BETA KIDS & PATRONS]

I'll just admit to me

[KANAYA, spoken]

I can't hide it

[BETA KIDS & PATRONS]

That maybe it could be

[JADE, spoken]

I'm gonna cry

[BETA KIDS & PATRONS]

There's something there