[Chorus (Condensed)]
You, you gotta be kidding me
Fuck dude, as if you ain't feeling me
I got guy problems, you don't understand
I got guy problems you don't understand
[Verse 1]
I'm telling you now
People seem to think we got it easy, ain’t it breezy
Being just another guy, like as if it mean we
Don’t have any problems, off the top, don’t talk about it a lot
But i’ll tell you bout some problems that we got
For example at a festival, the usual, need to use the urinal
Wait up in a line, half the time, but the dudes are full
See one open up, so you step up in the cubicle
But see the dude before you seemed to miss with all his urine, still
You’re not wanting to add to it, not like you’re immaculate
But seems your reason being is your aim is pretty accurate
You could get some paper towel and clean up from this anarchist
Wiping someone elses piss is not how you gon' handle this
That said though, leave it for the next bloke
Mess just getting bigger yeah that piss start to crescendo
Button broken, so now just to flush you gotta bend low
So before you leave you better use up all that hand soap
They get you cleaning when you leaving but you won't for any reason
Theres a guy going in behind you and now surely he’s believing
It was you, walk away as quickly as you can do
And just hope that he ain't going number two
[Chorus]
You, you gotta be kidding me
Fuck dude, as if you ain't feeling me
I got guy problems, you don't understand
I got guy problems you don't understand
You, you gotta be kidding me
Fuck dude, as if you ain't feeling me
I got guy problems, you don't understand
I got guy problems you don't understand
[Verse 2]
(What did Jay say?)
Yeah, I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one
I’m hiding ninety-nine problems from her, the main one
I’m driving ninety 'round the town, car starts to make a sound
I’m pulling off the road, so I can try to work it out
Car smoking, and I’m knowing there's a problem, gotta own it
Now I’m yelling out some shit like, “common issue with the Holden's”
Hood up, making sure that my confusion isn’t showing
While I’m looking for the on-off switch, I’m that unknowing
And I’m going insane, blowing out my fucking brains
Googling this shit away and now I’m trying to explain
In a sophisticated way, but I don’t know what I’m saying
But I could talk shit for fucking days, and she falling for it
Make this shit sound awful boring, then she’ll still ignore it all
And I can still attempt to make it look like I’ve got all the knowledge
Call the tow truck on the low, just when she wasn’t watching
When he turns up, what a coincidence, but nah, I got it
[Chorus]
You, you gotta be kidding me
Fuck dude, as if you ain't feeling me
I got guy problems, you don't understand
I got guy problems you don't understand
You, you gotta be kidding me
Fuck dude, as if you ain't feeling me
I got guy problems, you don't understand
I got guy problems you don't understand
[Bridge]
You might say I’m weird, never put shirts in the sun
Throw 'em in the dryer, and they shrink, thats why I give 'em to mum
And all clear, for the new FIFA this month
But fifty matches in a sitting, it just isn’t enough
Instead I’m stuck out with the boys, we sitting down in the club
I see a hottie 'cross the room, they tell me I should man up
But now I got an awkward boner, I don’t wanna stand up
Huh, guys if you feel me put your hands up and sing it like
[Chorus]
You, you gotta be kidding me
Fuck dude, as if you ain't feeling me
I got guy problems, you don't understand
I got guy problems you don't understand
You, you gotta be kidding me
Fuck dude, as if you ain't feeling me
I got guy problems, you don't understand
I got guy problems you don't understand
[Outro]
I got guy problems, I got guy problems
I got guy problems you don’t understand
I got guy problems, I got guy problems
I got guy problems you don’t understand
I got guy problems, I got guy problems
I got guy problems you don’t understand
I got guy problems, I got guy problems
I got guy problems you don’t understand