[Verse 1]

It's a junked out joint off a backroad

A blinkin' window sign with an arrow

A gravel Iot chock full o' toolbox trucks

Makin' their happy hour way home

[Pre-Chorus]

When guys like me lose girls like you

That's where we run to

[Chorus]

They got "Whiskey River" on the jukebox

A honky tonk sawdust dance floor

A neon, five o'clock, pro clock

And plenty damn many when you want one more

This broke-heart fool on an old bar stool

Drinkin' beer almost as cold as you

[Verse 2]

Bunch of good time numbers on the stall door

A picture o' you on the dart board

Them cinder block walls ain't ever been cleaned

Still ain't as dirty as you done me

[Chorus]

"Whiskey River" on the jukebox

A honky-tonk sawdust dance floor

A neon, five o'clock, pro clock

And plenty damn many when you want one more

This broke-heart fool on an old bar stool

Drinkin' beer almost as cold as you

[Instrumental]

[Pre-Chorus]

When guys like me lose girls like you

That's where we run to

[Chorus]

We got "Whiskey River" on a jukebox

A honky-tonk sawdust dance floor

A neon, five o'clock, pro clock

And plenty damn many when you want one more

This broke-heart fool on an old bar stool

Drinkin' beer almost as cold as you

[Outro]

Cold as you