Beer Can - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

I've been working this job 9 to 5

Minimum wage and overtime

But here comes a few days of unpaid vacation

And there ain't no way José I'll waste them

'Cause there ain't no better feeling than when

I pick up a beer can and get to feeling like superman

It's Friday night y'all, here's the plan

I'm gonna throw back a couple and

Keep 'em glued to my right hand

Any flavor, size, or brand

Until the point where I can't stand

No, nothing picks me up like a beer can

Well, I woke up at 1pm

And introduced myself to my new girlfriend

And there's a wrecking ball sized hole in the wall in the basement

I ain't got no clue how or who could have made it

Well all I know is shit hit the fan

And here we go again

I pick up a beer can and get to feeling like superman

It's Saturday y'all, here's the plan

I'm gonna throw back a couple and

Keep 'em glued to my right hand

Any flavor, size, or brand

Until the point where I can't stand

No, nothing picks me up like a beer can

Well it's Sunday now and I'm freaking out

'Cause I can't handle five days without

Yeah, picking up a beer can and get to feeling like superman

It's Sunday, who gives a damn?

I'm gonna throw back a couple and

Keep 'em glued to my right hand

Any flavor, size, or brand

Until the point where I can't stand

No, nothing picks me up like a beer can

Like a beer can

No, nothing picks me up like a beer can