Cold Beer Drinker - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Hey! Whiskey burns me up, wine turns my teeth all red

Tequila makes me loco, champagne hurts my head

But let me tell you I'm a real big fan, of ice fishing for them aluminum cans

I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on my pop-top finger

Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll

I'm a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger

King of the grill and a short putt sinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

Monday through 5 o' clock Friday I'm a hardworking man

Responsible, kind of dull, head-down, stick to the plan

But all my buddies know me better than that, get us all together and we start throwing them back

I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on my pop-top finger

Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll

I'm a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger

King of the grill and a short putt sinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker, I'm just a cold beer drinker

As far as I'm concerned, it's the All-American way

Twist the top off, just to cap off the day, hey hey, hey hey, hey hey

I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on my pop-top finger

Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack raring to go

Don't you know I'm a killer karaoke country singer

Top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger, king of the grill and a short putt sinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker, I'm just a cold beer drinker, I'm just a cold beer drinker. Yeah