[Verse 1]

Hi

You must be new, I guess at least you're new to me

Saw you unpacking your car so I said to myself

"Maybe I should help her out," since we're neighbors now

And all the other people here are elderly and probably

A little standoffish and I've got nothing to do (And whatnot)

By the way, I live in 207, my name is Greg

Wherever are my manners? Let me get that heavy box

[Chorus]

I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip

I'm just searching for that someone to be firing in

I've narrowed down the field and I'm takin' a glance

And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...

To be my girlfriend

[Verse 2]

What's up?

Didn't mean to sneak up on you there

I looked downstairs and saw you leaving, so what's up?

I haven't seen you at the pool since the barbecue

Not that I've been checking

Here's the deal, I've got this thing for work this weekend and I was wondering

If you don't have anything going on then maybe

Okay, hey, that's cool, you're busy

But we should hit up Jose O'Flanagan's for Jell-o-Shot "You-call-it's"

Okay, not this week, but Monday

You could come over tonight, I'll be watching cop dramas

And smokin' fatty-fatties

[Chorus]

I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip

I'm just searching for that someone to be firing in

I've narrowed down the field and I'm takin' a glance

And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...

To be my girlfriend

[Bridge]

I've given it some thought and I really think

That you could use a guy like me in your life

Looking after you

A man to take you home

A hand for you to hold

And I'd never leave you alone

[Chorus]

I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip

I'm just searching for that someone to be firing in

I've narrowed down the field and I'm takin' a glance

And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance

(Say you've got a pretty good chance)

I'm a go-getter guy

I'm a go-getter guy

I've narrowed down the field and I'm takin' a glance

And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance, chance, chance

To be my girlfriend