[Intro]
Yeah
No landline
Text ya
Self-drive Tesla
No big bank
My big bank
Deposited chequing
On a app
Fuck a
Yeah
Man it feels so good to be young though
Yeah
[Chorus]
No landline
Text ya
Self-drive Tesla
No big bank
My big bank
Deposited chequing
On a app
Fuck a hotel check in
Give the host dap
Young and simple
No stressing
No stressing
[Verse 1]
Scriptures are now the Apple notes
Write down every genius word, idea or hope
And taken to the chats on whatsapp
The roasts
Are briefly put on pause
Applause and promote
Then flick to Facebook
Got to summon the bassist
Keyboards and drummer
To cover the 3 bases
Make a home run
When the Snapchat come
Coz when she send nudes
She don’t include faces
Need to see eye to eye
My message
Come through to the set
Your presence
Worth more than a prestige guestlist
You my number one fan
My blessing
Respecting the IG family
Planes, trains, Uber, Lyft’s
You John Candy
Get to the show by any means
Handy when you split a pool with Molly and Mandy
Remind me
Need to plan
The weed mapping
Feeding the band
The Uber Eats rambling
Talking coupons
You order 2 more
My guys just need munchies
Part of the salary
Story I know it’s real when you tag me
Soundtrack to the beach so sandy
For the nights that end up in Plan B
No streak
But bare my soul gladly
Yeah I know it’s real when you tag me
Soundtrack to the beach so sandy
For the nights on too much brandy
No streak
But bare my soul gladly
Baby it’s you
Yeah
[Chorus]
No landline
Text ya
Self-drive Tesla
No big bank
My big bank
Deposited chequing
On a app
Fuck a hotel check in
Give the host dap
Young and simple
No stressing
No stressing
Yeah
[Verse 2]
You see what the problem is?
Thinking this new economy is autonomous
Of discrimination
Thought the prerogative
Was to share
Communities full of compliments
In reviews that’s based on “nice guy”
Rather than seeing wild
Hashtags about AirBnBing while
Black I guess the facts
Are even these new lives
Are built on old school
Means to survive
So sounds of dream pop
Netflix detox
And jogging in Reebok’s
The neighbours being watched
Supposed to be the hood
But the people restocking
The rent-rocketed homes
Are beat box
They replicate kicks
EBay the Yeezys
Chill in high hats
Fedoras breezy
It’s all a cymbal
Of life so easy
Never hear the clap
9 milli is meeting
A slow compost
But it still ain’t safe
The hosts might reject
For your niggerish ways
Even if my net worth is a milli a day
Community still closed
Behind them steel gates
This that optimistic part though right?
Yeah
[Chorus]
No landline
Text ya
Self-drive Tesla
No big bank
My big bank
Deposited chequing
On a app
Fuck a hotel check in
Give the host dap
Young and simple
No stressing
No stressing
No landline
Text ya
Self-drive Tesla
No big bank
My big bank
Deposited chequing
On a app
Fuck a hotel check in
Give the host dap
Young and simple
No stressing
No stressing
[Outro]
Nah don’t skip the intro ROYOS
I like that theme song
Yeah
Okay next episode in 5, 4, 3, 2