[Verse 1]

Yeah, like a plastic cup, plastic queen

Like a plastic man in a plastic house with a plastic dream

Clinging to a plastic screen, face lit from a plastic beam

Face hurts from a plastic smile, on plastic days, in plastic scenes

Yeah, drastic scenes, uh, and elastic jeans

Matching your plastic shirt that you bought last week for your plastic team

You don't know what the plastic means, don't know where the plastic's been

Don't know who the plastic hurts, don't know who the plastic's seen

Look at you with your plastic watch, yeah, and your plastic whip

Ah, with your plastic friends, yeah, and your plastic chick

Yeah, you're a plastic prick, look at all your plastic shit

[Chorus]

Yeah, plastic slips with the plastic BBC

With the plastic N-I-double-G-E-R on the broad-day TV

With the plastic guy from the, ah, with the plastic guy, don't try me

With the plastic guy at the paper that thinks that Kano looks like Wiley

Yeah, look at this plastic place, yeah, look at those plastic slaves

All the plastic people on the plastic days

With the plastic BBC, plastic guys like me

Plastic N-I-double-G-E-R on the broad-day TV

[Chorus]

Look at you with your plastic watch, yeah, and your plastic whip

Ah, with your plastic friends, yeah, and your plastic chick

You're a plastic prick, look at all your plastic shit

Yeah, as the plastic melts, yeah, feel as the plastic drips

Yeah, plastic slips with the plastic BBC

With the plastic N-I-double-G-E-R on the broad-day TV

Plastic guys like me

Plastic N-I-double-G-E-R on the broad-day TV

[Outro]

Plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic

Plastic, plastic, plastic

Plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic

Plastic, plastic, plastic

Plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic

Plastic, plastic, plastic

Plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic