{Intro from Red Foxx, stand-up comedian}

"I swear to God and three other white men, I'm good

I talk about sex and being a negro

And you're not supposed to talk about sex

But hell, negroes have sex!

Didn't nobody draw us!"

[Verse 1: Louis Logic]

Yo, I'm best described as the father of sex and lies

I specialize in undressing wives, but I recognize

When it's time to pull my cock out the hot house

Cause I don't want no seeds left inside

So instead I'll catch a rise

With a wet surprise, from the yogurt slinger

And poke a finger up her ass until the motion stings her

Depending on how close it brings her to the point of climax

That's when I get romantic with her face adjoined to my lap (sluuuut)

How would you like to get fucked in the butt

I know you probably love to get covered with nut

And I can cover your mug with enough of this stuff

Whenever my muscle will bust

That if you breath in it would smother your lungs

Eww, what you mean? You ain't had ya fill?

I splash ya grill, like lighter fluid at a family meal

Or a lesbian's face with Vagisil when she bites into it (BITES what?)

Into coochie you dyke-slut you know you like to do it

{Hook}

Coocoo-chie coocoo-chie coocoo-chie

"Bitches!"

"Drop to your knees"

Coo-cooooooooochie

"I do more stickin' in chicken than Stove Top Stuffing"

Coocoo-chie coocoo-chie coocoo-chie

"Bitches get wet then I inspect 'em like Deck"

Coo-cooooooooochie

"I wanna get into it man, you know"

"What?"

"Vagina"

[Verse 2: Louis Logic]

Always aim for the torso that's what I learned from playing in pornos

While I'm stuffing tube steak in her cornhole

If I'm late for one more show cause I spend my label's paper on more hoes

They'll probably would take me straight to a court show

But instead of gettin' screwed on TV I rather fuck cuties

Unless ofcourse Judge Judy's in the mood to eat me

I usually use my CD to abuse the treaty

Of sex between me and my ex and feed her spooge in 3D (ohhh)

You should see me when the semen's flowin' spewin' freely

I squeeze a load in the throat till the chicken's cheeks are swollen

Cause if a beep is showin then she gets the worm

Catchin' cock in every turn with extra sperm till the lesson's learned

I'm less concerned with closed nails and a precious perm

As long as I avoid of infectious germs and her breasts are firm

And when I'm tryin to fuck your chick and call a ho a slut a bitch

It's for kicks so it's not a sexist term

"Now what start's with the letter 'C'?"

{Hook}

[Verse 3: Louis Logic]

Chicks say I'm old fashioned, I don't want a bitch stuck in the kitchen

I wanna stuff a dick in her ass while she's touchin' her kitten

I like to fuck and forget 'em and try a dozen positions

Then serve the mic a sermon like rightin' smunks of religion

I pay homage to bondage and good will with a feel

And stay up in a prime just for stacks like Wilt the Stilt

And in the process I like to turn women to objects

Penthouse to hen house of birds livin' in projects

I don't discriminate on the basis of race or the place that you stay

That's hardly a chick I won't inseminate

I spread the legs of college chicks featherweights and solid chicks

I make 'em face the snake but I never taste the bottomlips

I poke 'em with the Obelisk and flee from the scene

Let me explain then you'll see what I mean

Cause as much as I love pussy you can't feed it to me

You know why?

I don't eat anything that bleeds for a week and don't die

{Hook}