[Verse 1]

It's lovely to see you

Fall off the stairs

Breaking your skull in two

There's nothing you won't do

IV with air

Pull the plug and say I do

[Pre-Chorus]

Beware in the bed

I might cut off your head

You choke me blue with the pillow tie

This love was never alive

[Chorus]

It was hate at first sight for us darling

The lady and the tramp rabid and snarling

Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling

It's a match made in hell, cupid's squalling

[Verse 2]

Your scent's fascinating

For maggots and worms

Eating your flesh away

You say my eyes are engaging

To watch when I burn

Going pop in the flames

[Pre-Chorus]

Beware in the bed

I might cut off your head

You choke me blue with the pillow tie

This love was never alive

[Chorus]

It was hate at first sight for us darling

The lady and the tramp rabid and snarling

Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling

It's a match made in hell, cupid's squalling

[Chorus]

It was hate at first sight for us darling

The lady and the tramp rabid and snarling

Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling

It's a match made in hell, cupid's squalling

It was hate at first sight for us darling

The lady and the tramp rabid and snarling

Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling

It's a match made in hell, cupid's squalling