[Verse 1]

So sick of doing the whole 9 to 5

I pay my dues, I'm just stayin' alive

And I'm so bored of it, bored of it

Oh, what's the point of it, point of it? (Oh, ja, ja, ja)

A paracetamol to quench the pain

The office cubicle has trapped me again

Am I a mouse in a cage, am I

D-d-d-demotivational?

[Pre-Chorus]

Ah, if only there was a language that I could count in

That would make me feel better (Oh, ja, oh, ja)

[Chorus]

Eins, zwei, drei

Darlin', I need something salty

Eins, zwei, drei

With a slice of pepperoni

I'll pay, you can owe me

That'll be a pony

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm comin' back to life

Eins, zwei, drei

Got me feeling okеy-dokey

Eins, zwei, drei

Goodbyе drudgery, hello me

So light you can throw me

Kill at karaoke

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm coming back to life

[Verse 2]

Countin' in English doesn't cut the mustard

So sick of munching roly-poly with custard

I'm so bored with it, bored with it

Oh, what's the point of it, point of it? (Oh, ja, ja, ja)

I've always been a fan of aviation

I'm jumpin' on a plane to another nation

And all my pounds, they feel counterfeit

I need some euros to counter it

[Chorus]

Eins, zwei, drei

Darlin', I need something salty

Eins, zwei, drei

With a slice of pepperoni

I'll pay, you can owe me

That'll be a pony

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm comin' back to life

Eins, zwei, drei

Got me feeling okey-dokey

Eins, zwei, drei

Goodbye drudgery, hello me

So light you can throw me

Kill at karaoke

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm comin' back to life

[Bridge]

Eins

Zwei

Drei

Eins, zwei

Eins, zwei, drei

[Chorus]

Eins, zwei, drei

Darlin', I need something salty

Eins, zwei, drei

With a slice of pepperoni

I'll pay, you can owe me

That'll be a pony

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm comin' back to life

Eins, zwei, drei

Darlin', I need something salty

Eins, zwei, drei

With a slice of pepperoni

I'll pay, you can owe me

That'll be a pony

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm comin' back to life

[Outro]

Eins, zwei, drei

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm comin' back to life