[Verse 1: Longstockings]

The next legacy of Eyedea Abilities

Could quite possibly be the almighty Mista Freeze

But a quick mystical breeze could push me into a cyclone

Only to place a misguided waste of space in my home

Watch my lab rat ignore the doors of opportunity we opened

Hoping that the door he chose won't convert him to a joke

A case hopeless as he drools at the sight of nice tits

Among the cesspool of peers that he commits to

Like that girl that regrets waking up at 6:45

Day in and day out, contemplating on that drawer of knives

Utilizing them as opposed to a noose

Maybe tomorrow, I'll finish my job as caboose

Global warming is a hoax, don't put away your coats

The apocalypse ain't now, so put away your boats

Crazy Christians claiming that that saw God, but alas

You just saw God rob your local convenience store in a ski mask

Believe that? It's all bullshit to me

Force beliefs on me? fuck off and let me be

Due to your negligence, you missed out on intelligence

To hell with this, now belly this, reality ain't happy, kids

We fucked this one up big time, with the help of big timers

The only people left to speak the truth are young rhymers?

If these Wiz Khalifaggots and this batch of Bench bitches

Could get over themselves and stop acting so ridiculous

Our generation wouldn't need to be taught how to learn

And once and for all our world might start to turn

Learn that a worm can't fit into a tight space

Especially when the shit you've been smoking's all laced

Great, now you're sixteen, pregnant with a crack baby

All because you let him feed your craving to get blazed

Hazy, got a little lazy with my creativity

My monthly ration of inspiration's belittled me

Ability to be me and be real has flourished

It appears the rhetorician in myself has malnourished

I feel the damage as the world eats itself

But it won't notice, 'cause it's too hungry to pay attention

Watch the Wall Street criminals plain obtain their own ascension

Is the 1% the self-aware minions without a pension?

Gone willy nilly like Milli Vanilli acting silly

Really? your mind is your own worst enemy?

Start saving up pennies, prescription pills are pretty heavy, B

Isn't it amazing? the way your day was A-OK

Until unfortunate events create delay on grateful days

Your mind is at bay, come and watch it sail away

Hey, make a mistake, and prices will be paid

Fade away, watch it like the shrapnel of a hand grenade

Non-existent rude awakening, a freezing death ray

Find a way through the maze and befriend again? how?

Not talking to her is a wonderful solution now

Sorry for being a burden, just needed a last word in

We had colourful symmetry complimented by synergy

No sexual interest, so my girlfriend won't worry

Violently murder my burdens, with a silent bury

With her fucking hands 'round my throat, I'm sure she'd fucking love to

Bury me, currently going over stories of worry

About why I let shit like this happen to me

Establish connections, time to give my brain a mapping

Locate the cause of my state of this hate

Masturbate, I think that I'm okay

If I wait, and she says that we are now okay

Maybe thoughts that rot my brain won't rape me

Create me, escape me, no need for applause

I need some gauze and electric charge 'cause my heart paused

Laws of physics prevent me from getting sleep

Cause gravity's the reason that my need to breathe preceded me

Breathe steady, breathe out, breathe in, breathe shout

Sprinting down this hallway, my legs about to give out

Stratching for miles, try to clean off my shame

My conclusion is, to you, I'm just another fucking name

I'll take the blame for the seen and the shown

My image went from clean to back my brains were blown

Where the fuck is my girlfriend? her heart is my home

Well as they all say: all that glisters isn't gold

When my emotion's on hold, my statements bold

Only for acquaintances, I get my shoulders cold

I'd tip the scales in my favour if I did what I was told

It's all my fault, walked down the wrong road

Hold up, you balled it up and tossed

She's a misanthrope, so I guess it's only my loss

Independently doesn't need me, or anybody

I respect that, a golden trait, but I ain't so lucky

Someone I did not expect to fuck me

Society needs to come and let me free

They say a rabbit's foot is lucky

So down goes the bunny, I took his whole body

I;m relearning things I previously taught me

Treat your girl right, and hold her too tight

Put in the effort, even if she only might

And don't let her pull shit that gives you stuff to write

For Miss B. Jennette, I'm so sorry

You probably won't hear this so you don't have to heart me

As for Christina, I love you, it's cheesy but

You're beautiful, don't change that, you already please me

Hello, confused listener! it's the end

My mind on paper? it's a mess

When I oppress, I feel less stress

Who is this song about? here, take a wild guess