[Fairness]

You see, here's the thing, I'm kind of different

Some girls don't mind men who are ignorant

As long as he's big and strong

They don't care if his ideas are wrong

But I want a man who loves me for me

And most importantly, who loves philosophy

They say that great minds all think alike

But two hearts can't find love if they never fight

About what is good and right

If they see the world in black and white

If he can engage me, he'll set me alight

But if he can't debate me, we won't last the night

I tried to find my philosopher-king

But I scared them off with my corrections

The problem is they thing they know everything

So they don't take well to my suggestions

When they're not right, I can't help pick a fight

Try to fix their mistakes, then they leave

I dreamt I'd find my philosopher-king, was I naive?

Now I'm lost in history

How I get home is a freaking mystery

But maybe at long last

I'll find my man in the distant past

Every girl I know loves Marlon Brando

But my heart's always been set on Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Maybe I'll find my philosopher-king

I'll search high and low, I'll be persistent

'Till I find my prince, who, when he's arguing

Uses logic that's always consistent

His points will be valid

Expressed in a ballad

There'll be no ambiguity

I'm gonna find my philosopher-king

Where could he be?

Yes, I will find my philosopher-king

Where could he-

Ah!