[Skit: Thomas, Kai & Roslyn]

E4

E5

Bishop C4

Knight C6

Queen H5

Too early to be bringing out that queen, Thomas

Knight G6

Oh no, Kai

Bitch, why you on business? I'm trying to win this game of chess

Queen F7. That's mate

Man, what the fuck, man? Man, how you get so good at chess?

When I was a little boy, my father told me about how his great-great-great grandfather Clark robbed this traincar full of gold with his gang. And during the robbery, there was a chess tournament being held in first class. It was such a cool story, I decided to learn how to play. Kai? Kai!

What? What? What?

Goddammit, dude! I'm telling a story here, what the fuck?

I heard you!

What did I just...no, you did not. What did I just say?

Grass and yaks

Shut up, Kai