[Intro: Local]

Ooh come alive ooh come alive ooh come alive ooh come alive ah

One two, it's Locs

[Verse 1: Local]

I spend my money on takeaway grub

Friday night in a pub, might ask boss for a sub

Shit, run outta bud and the drinks ain't cheap in the club

But no, it's a taxi home, a taxi there, just for a girl with crappy hair

I shoulda wore a trackie there, there was girls from Cali there, they kept calling me Taffy brer

Kebab stain on a new Nike air oh great, missed my plate

Done the same on a Nando's date

Call me a cheapskate but I know ya' man don't pay

Broke but I make the bandos hate, broke but I make the bandos hate

[Chorus: Local]

Try and start me, try and start me

I'm fat Ronaldo, I'm Brian Harvey

I'm nearly famous as Johnny Vegas

I'm good as new it's all la-di-da-di

Try and start me, try and start me

I'm fat Ronaldo, I'm Brian Harvey

I'm nearly famous as Johnny Vegas

I'm good as new it's all la-di-da-di

[Verse 2: Local]

I ain't sitting in court, but when I touch stage I showcase

From the capital, name in a lowcase

From the 'Diff don't say I don't know mace

So waved that I could win a boat race

You can call me Boaty McBoatface

Big man, living in my own place

'Diff gang, did it with my Soul mates

Ask [?] mate, I don't rush

I gave girl mix-up like blue and red slush

Old school like a high school crush

L one cool J and I just hush

Stay away from four o'clock rush

I'm from Wales where they say 'Oy mush'

I'm from a place where the girls say 'lush' and they ain't even got a hairbrush

[Chorus: Local]

Try and start me, try and start me

Little prick come, sly and sarky

Call me mate and I'll punch ya' face

And I nicked the purse at Ryan's party

Try and start me, try and start me

Little prick come, sly and sarky

Call me mate I'll punch ya' face

I nicked the purse at Ryan's party

Try and start me, try and start me

I'm fat Ronaldo, I'm Brian Harvey

I'm nearly famous as Johnny Vegas

I'm good as new it's all la-di-da-di

Try and start me, try and start me

I'm fat Ronaldo, I'm Brian Harvey

I'm nearly famous as Johnny Vegas

I'm good as new it's all la-di-da-di