[Intro]

This one's going to sound gay

But I’m not really gay

So, don't get it twisted

But...yeah

Fat dude on the shit

[Chorus]

I am attracted to guys (yeah, yeah)

Can't stop myself from pulling down their flys

I just want a taste

I got real big haste (haste)

Suck off the local dentist for some toothpaste (yeah)

I am attracted to guys (yeah, yeah)

Can’t stop myself from pulling down their flys

I just want a taste

I got real big haste (haste)

Suck off the local dentist for some toothpaste (yeah)

[Verse]

I like man butthole (but I'm not gay)

But also like vaginas (yeah, yeah)

Massive like somе dust bowls (it's too large)

But tight like eyеs in China (real tight)

I like to eat sausage rolls (their delicious)

From South Carolina (that's far away)

You butthole's tight like Grandma Susan, yeah

I like bananas (they're long and good)

I realized it didn't rhyme but quite frankly, I don't care (wow)

Suckin’ off your bum of your mom

And it’s sweet like a pear (that's fast), yeah

I like to eat books

Take a shit on the front deck, your left shook

I eat tequila, sorry meant Takis but loving Sofia

Who is Sofia? Just thought of a name

Are you down for tortillas from deep Costa Rica

Or maybe new Korea? Yeah, Buy it with my Visa- c- card

[Chorus]

I am attracted to guys (yeah, yeah)

Can’t stop myself from pulling down their flys

I just want a taste

I got real big haste (haste)

Suck off the local dentist for some toothpaste (yeah)

I am attracted to guys (yeah, yeah)

Can't stop myself from pulling down their flys

I just want a taste

I got real big haste (haste)

Suck off the local dentist for some toothpaste (yeah)

[Instrumental]

[Pre-Chorus]

Think this was over?

Well no it's not

Haha

[Chorus]

I am attracted to guys (yeah, yeah)

Can't stop myself from pulling down their flys

I just want a taste

I got real big haste (haste)

Suck off the local dentist for some toothpaste (yeah)

I am attracted to guys (yeah, yeah)

Can’t stop myself from pulling down their flys

I just want a taste

I got real big haste (haste)

Suck off the local dentist for some toothpaste (yeah)