[Verse]

Just got off the phone

The best deal of your life

We want to use your song

Part of it to sell chemicals

Why?

Whatcha' mean "Hell no!"?

All this capital sells fiorinal

Had to change their names

To somethin' less combustable

[Chorus]

I know you wanted to leave here

So within your rights, my dear

You said you wanted to leave here

I see it in your eyes, my dear

It's hard to go outside in fall

Let it be no surprise to hear

This tree will grow with no refiner

[Refrain]

Change up the water

And what's that to do with the water?

[Chorus]

I could always find another singer

Maybe one with a raspy tenor

Keep the client 'till I get home

And what's to love the baritone

[Segue]

Diamonds, diamonds, diamonds running out

[Chorus]

I know you wanted to be here

I saw it in your eyes, my dear

You said you wanted to be in here

I see it in your eyes, my dear

It's hard to go outside in fall

Let it be no surprise to hear

This tree will grow with no refiner

[Refrain]

Change up the water

And what's that to do with the water?

[Chorus]

I could always find another singer

Maybe one with a raspy tenor

Keep the client 'till I get home

And what's to love the baritone

[Outro]

You want to be a prodigal son?

You've got to shine your rays on everyone

You want to be a prodigal son?

You've got to shine your rays on everyone

By singing on