[Intro]

Red rover, red rover

Don't think I'll ever be sober

Don't think I'll ever be sober

Don't- Don't think I'll ever be sober

Oh, come on

[Verse 1: Classic Kevin]

Intergalactic, planetary

I had to leave earth cause earth is scary

I head to the moon, that milky dairy

But I gave no fucks, Virgin Mary

Like, oh! Little sacrilegious

Little Strange slang game but we back for business

When we rat-tat-tat on the tracks you listen

Matter fact, ease back 'forе you get bitten

An arachnid ratchet packеd with madness

In effect with electric pitter-patness

A legitimate offender of the tit-for-tatness

Quid pro no more, hold on you bastards

Like oh! L'eggo my Eggo

Put the win in Winnebago

Put the mic in my hand and hype of the fam

Goes dummy, build 'em up like Geppetto, get 'em up

[Verse 2: Leaf Eater]

L'eggo my Eggo

I am so Cali, I'm San Diego

Got no manchego in my wallet

It’s all on the table

I pray to dinosaurs

Shop at the finest stores

I’m psychedelicatessen

I’m what you're dyin' for

(Red rover, red rover, I said, "Now, Johnny, come over")

Take two

You don't wanna rock with the crew

You don't wanna rock the way that we do

Better watch out gonna bite your tongue in half

Better have a good laugh and a bath (P.U.)

Blast off with a brand new jetpack

Packed to the max like I’m never gonna get back

Hats off to the Mandalorian

Ain't no sleep 'til the story ends, like, yeah

[Interlude: James Arness & Charles Bronson]

I've been thinking about you, Crego

I've decided you're not fit to live

Marshall, you've got nothing on me

I killed those two men in self-defense

Sure

There ain't no court in the world that could convict me

I'm an innocent man

[Chorus]

Red rover, red rover

Don't think I'll ever be sober

I’m hittin up your girl on my mother's mobile Motorola

Red rover, red rover

Don't think I’ll ever be sober

I ain’t your Guy Ritchie, man, I'm a for-real rock-n-rolla

[Verse 3: Jarv]

Yeah, I thought I told ya', I’m the highest roller

Cause Iran shit like the Ayatollah

In the eye of the storm, I ain’t dying sober

Roll over Beethoven, quiet soldier

Yo, don’t try with this, 'cause I’m fly as shit

And when I rhyme, I shine like an iron fist

That grips the globe totally, hold control

Your hoe can go choke 'til my chode explode

I throw bows, better be ready to pop shit

I’m a man and my masculinity toxic

Get drop kicked off of the top of a tall building

Rock your body, no time for chilling

Roll to the beat like you lost control

Smoke lots of weed like a Rasta, bro

I fill an H-O-E like a pasta bowl

You stopping me? That’s impossible, uh

[Bridge]

If this is all fun and games, then I don’t wanna play

If this is all fun and games, then I don’t wanna play

If this is all fun and games, then I don’t wanna play

If this is all fun and games, then I don’t wanna play

[Chorus]

Red rover, red rover

Don't think I'll ever be sober

I’m hittin up your girl on my mother's mobile Motorola

Red rover, red rover

Don't think I’ll ever be sober

I ain’t your Guy Ritchie, man, I'm a for-real rock-n-rolla

Red rover, red rover

Don't think I'll ever be sober

I’m hittin up your girl on my mother's mobile Motorola

Red rover, red rover

Don't think I’ll ever be sober

I ain’t your Guy Ritchie, man, I'm a for-real rock-n-rolla

[Outro]

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