[Intro]

Back up on the back

Yo, shut up

(Uh-huh, uh-huh)

(Uh-huh, uh-huh)

Take a break and kick it back real slow

Life's a burden if you got no flow

Fake the funk until you got no dough

Go break the bank and run it back once mo'

[Verse 1]

Yeah, yo, I'm M-A-D (What?)

D-U-M-B (What?)

Feels like my brain is trying to break free

Locked my keys up in the C-A-R

I'm never ever ever gonna get too far (Uh-huh, uh-huh)

Dropped the bottle at the champagne toast

I st-t-tutter when I brag and boast

Half the time I'm in my own damn way

I didn't even get my mom a card on her b-day

(Card on her b-day, a card on her b-day)

(Card on her b-day, man, card on her b-day?)

[Chorus]

I'm mad dumb, oh, mad dumb

Mad dumb

(Yeah, can you guess where that goes?)

I'm mad dumb, oh, mad dumb

Mad dumb

(That's right, it goes in the square hole)

[Verse 2]

Yeah, so when it comes to words, yeah, you know I'm a goon

My calculator's only good for spelling "BOOBS"

I'm hella rude, baby, a big buffoon

Now hand me a bassoon and I'll use it as a spoon

So get the funk up out of my way, heading down the highway

Rocking Kid Rock, rock bottom but it's my place

Chronic case of high face, find another mind state, cry babe

My girl wish that I could vibrate

[Chorus]

I'm mad dumb, oh, mad dumb

Mad dumb

(Yeah, can you guess where that goes?)

I'm mad dumb, oh, mad dumb

Mad dumb

(Ooh, yeah, uh)

[Verse 3]

Dumb like tweedle, unlike The Beatles

They were geniuses said some bright people

Something like one of them jump bike people

An unsightly sequel of young Evil Knievel

Ignorance is bliss, I'm quite peaceful

The hard drive in my mind seems full

'Cause my memory is gone, both short term and long

And my brain's like my IKEA shelf, it's put together wrong

I didn't do the research

And I barely understand how the birds and the bees work

I'm not alone in this though, hey listener, ask yourself this

Could you sew your own T-shirt? (Hell no)

We stand on the shoulders of giants

So dummies like us can have phones and appliances

That's why my microphone is wireless

Yet I can't think of nothin' that rhymes with this, but that kinda works

[Chorus]

I'm mad dumb, oh, mad dumb

Mad dumb

(Mad dumb, yo)

I'm mad dumb, oh, mad dumb

Mad dumb

(Mad dumb)

[Outro]

Telekinesis, yeah (Like te—)

Wait, no

Oh fuck, that was yesterday's joke

He changed his verse

Shit