I am a method comedian preparing for a role in a film

And for the way I've been treating them I hope my friends can forgive me

The way that I can't forgive me for how I treat them like shit

I am a method comedian discarded artist hard-up for work

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings with what I did with my words

Guess when the truth of it hurts me I just sing with a smirk

I am a method comedian so despite the reputation I've built

I hope you still can believe me when I say that I've been praying for this

The petals pressed in your fist

The sacred wounds in my wrists

The shade you've painted your lips

I am a method comedian

I hope my friends can forgive me