Lord, could you send me a map

To heaven and back?

Could you show us the safest route

That leads us to you?

But please, Lord, let us keep

All the treasures we've stored up here

Lord, could you send me a map

To heaven and back?

Or else rewrite your holy book

Just keep in all the good

And leave out all the bad

Why didn't you think of that?

Why didn't you think of that?