[Intro]

Woo!

(Oh, yeah)

[Verse 1]

My friend named Jack, he's got my back

He always seems to know right where I'm at

My friend Jose, he likes to play

He's always up for anything I say (Woo)

[Pre-Chorus]

Little bit of Red (Uh-huh)

A lotta bit of Crown (Oh, yeah)

Don't matter what it is, I'm gonna drink it down, down, down

[Chorus]

The wine, the beer, the whiskey

Are the only things that fix me

I'm not sayin' it's a problem, I can stop it if I wanna

But the wine, the beer, the whiskey

They always get me

[Verse 2]

My friend named Gin, she's got some friends

I'm talkin' Brandy, Sherry, and their brother Jim

My friend the captain, we call him Morgan

He likes to anchor down and hang over 'til mornin'

[Pre-Chorus]

Little bit of Red (Uh-huh)

A lotta bit of White (Oh, yeah)

Don't matter what it is, it's gonna make it all alright

[Chorus]

The wine, the beer, the whiskey

Are the only things that fix me

I'm not sayin' it's a problem, I can stop it if I wanna

But the wine, the beer, the whiskey

They always get me

[Bridge]

(Woo!)

(Oh, yeah, alright)

(Woo!)

My friend named Tito, he's my amigo

I'm gonna follow him around wherever he go (Woo)

[Chorus]

The wine, the beer, the whiskey

Yeah, I got all my friends here with me

I'm not sayin' it's a problem, I can stop it if I wanna

But who would wanna?

When the wine, the beer, the whiskey

They always get me

[Outro]

They always get me (They always get me)

They always get me

Yeah, they always get me, they get me

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (Ha-ha-ha, brr-brr-doo)