[Chorus]

P-p-p-postman Pat, postman Pat, postman Pat and his black and white cat

Early in the morning, just as day is dawning

He picks up all the post bags in his van

All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning

Pat feels he's a really happy man

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Day and night

Yeah, you know that I got that pack on me

Searchin' for the pay, I pay my dues like I'm in Napoli

Conjugate your lies and spread the word, I bet your pack agrees

In and out, sippin' stout, ain't no category

4N makin' bags, so paper comin' out the factory

Yeah, he throwin' hands, but it don't matter, what the matter be?

Creepin' on your block, with a Glock and a battery

If you want the smoke, show your face then come back to me

[Chorus]

Everybody knows

His bright red van

All his friends will smile, as he waves to greet them

Maybe, you can never be sure there'll be a knock (Knock, knock)

Ring (Ring, ring)

Letters through your door

Postman Pat, postman Pat, postman Pat and his black and white cat

[Verse 2]

A.S.A.P, yes, I need the feta if the

Weather ain't cooperating go get your umbrella baby

Knee-deep creepin' with the sight on the Beretta

4N in the trenches of the night in faux leather

AM to the PM make a rack for more cheddar, know the

White chalk 'round the body bag ain't no tether

I've been at the scene and I ain't ever feelin' better

4N leave the body bag with a signed letter

[Chorus]

Pat feels he's a really happy man

Pat feels he's

A really happy

Man