[Chorus]

Ouu wait, you didn't expect this did ya (nope)

New paint, Lit T an expensive picture (too pricey)

New frame, tell me to come hang wit ya (lets hang girl)

Screw dates, vows ready go check the scripture

You didn't expect this did ya, you didn't expect this did ya (nah)

At your door no invitation, but look I brought us some liquor

Everydays a cause for celebration, that you won't get sick of (aye aye)

Doctor T take applications for new patients, get rich quicker

[Verse 1]

No I don't run no schemes, been self prescribing beans (nope)

Might just go plant em and get some stocks, growing two kinds of green (grow it up)

You know how the market be, a bad economy (uh huh)

Still get them Bordens ready, and go invest em in some T

Know I keep it piping hot, my flows they gon burn your crotch (*scream*)

Can't tell me to put a lid on, you know it fuck up my locs

I ain't dreading outcomes no anxiety yeah you just watch

Take their game swat it away I'm making plays like Boucher block (bonjour!)

Right into the stands, hoping that I hit some fans

Signing autographs after the show, got bruises get some bands

Lucky winner cruising down the street won't eat food outta cans

Cheffin' lunch or dinner fuck it wake me up before we land

Flying all over these beats, Nomai clean he keep it neat (real neat)

So high like thirty K feet (I'm high)

Eyes glazed like a mini wheat (I'm high)

I blaze only sticky weed now there's green stuck to my seats (to my seats)

Cash and trees is all I fiend, inhale exhale talk is cheap

[Interlude]

I mean it really is right now like, y'all didn't even heard verse two

But, but uh Lit Man T giving away features for free right now

So hit me up, cause uh pretty soon you gon' be paying Drake prices

[Chorus]

Ouu wait, you didn't expect this did ya (probably didn't)

New paint, Lit T an expensive picture (too expensive)

New frame, tell me to come hang wit ya

Screw dates, vows ready go check the scripture (screw em')

You didn't expect this did ya, you didn't expect this did ya

At your door no invitation, but look I brought us some liquor (I'm here, I'm here)

Everydays a cause for celebration, that you won't get sick of (yeah yeah, lets celebrate)

Doctor T take applications for new patients, get rich quicker (whoo whoo whoo)

[Verse 2]

You didn't see this coming, new car I'll keep it running (vroom)

Just know that I don't idle, blood gushing check my vitals (aye)

Hoping my brains ain't dashed, keep my foot on the gas (skrt, skrt)

Doing donuts in the grass, Lit T to fast he can't be passed

What happened to that boy, no plastic needed

Now he looking just like a Ken doll toy, no Kylies either (I mean it)

Just know my confidence is not a ploy, it's something realer

And if I'm looking for the real mccoy, I'll look in a mirror (too pretty)

Check the rear view then I swerve, Megan hit me up cause you be tellin us you like it curved

Horses in my whip you'll fit right in with those thick thighs of yours

Just one look and you'll be hooked, could call me Captain T for short

I've got time to keep it pure

Yeah she can take control, yeah I like my freaks diverse

Know I'll Carrey any role, but I like to roll reverse

Ain't a stick shift, automatic no I don't need to rehearse

My dick still the best on the planet, changing that to universe

You might just need a hearse, or a designer purse

Fuck it yuh I'll buy whatever

It's on me, it's on me

It's on me, it's on me, Its on T

[Chorus]

Ouu wait, you didn't expect this did ya (nah nah)

New paint, Lit T an expensive picture (no you can't buy me)

New frame, tell me to come hang wit ya

Screw dates, vows ready go check the scripture (screw em')

You didn't expect this did ya, you didn't expect this did ya

At your door no invitation, but look I brought us some liquor

Everyday's a cause for celebration, that you won't get sick of

Doctor T take applications for new patients, get rich quicker

[Outro]

You didn't expect this did ya

You didn't expect this did ya

You didn't ex, you didn't e-

Hey Meg call me girl