She calls me up

So I run home (ooh hoo)

Says she's coming over

Sh. sh. sh. she calls me names

Just to wait around

Then we play some mind games

But I think I like it

Now she's the only one who blocks my number and

And I don't know (ooh hoo)

She's the only one I call

Whats wrong with me

Yeah, oh yeah

Yeah, oh yeah

Why can't I see

Yeah, oh yeah

I'm so addicted to you

And you're such a dick to me

Got a big surprise planned

Thats my kind of town

She flies me out

In chicago (ooh hoo)

She says shes been a hoe

On the jerry springer show

Had to let me know

Yeah, oh yeah

Whats wrong with me

Why can't I see

Yeah, oh yeah

Yeah, oh yeah

I'm so addicted to you

And you're such a dick to me

I wrapped myself around her little finger and

She gives me the middle one

Yeah, oh yeah

Whats wrong with me

Why can't I see

Yeah, oh yeah

Yeah, oh yeah

I'm so addicted to you

And you're such a dick to me

She calls and I come running back

I call she never calls me back

What's wrong with me

I'm so addicted to you

You're such a dick to me