[Chorus]

I'm a baby born

On the bullet train

Speeding off to debt

It was pre-arranged

Food network on and I’m passed out

Life's so short but can't shake a small doubt

I’m a baby born

On the bullet train

Speeding off to debt, debt

It was pre-arranged

Food network on and I'm passed out

Life's so short but can't shake a small doubt

[Verse]

Going into Best Buy looking for a deal

Looking for a way for this broken heart to heal

My salesman is Derek he knows just how I feel

It's the first conversation that I've had that feels real

Might buy a flat screen just to get to know you

Pulled up wearing long-johns, winter gloves, and toe shoes

Your more than a salesman

You got an Etsy store

I want to know you

I wanna lеarn more

You sell replicas

Of piratе stuff

On your Etsy store

You're looking buff

You look at me

You say, "Enough"

I gotta talk to you

You gotta know the truth

[Chorus]

I'm a baby born

On the bullet train

Speeding off to debt, debt

It was pre arranged

Food network on and I’m passed out

Life’s so short but can't shake a small doubt

Looking at yourself like I might live forever

Even if you could would you even spare the effort

Ina Garten, Sandra Lee, could they be so clever

Going into surgery but my hearts severed

[Outro]

Never want to let go of a present day

Even if it’s worse than every other memory

Even if it's worse than what you just told me

Even if it's worse than what you just told me