[Intro]

I walk into the Claire's

Without a goddamn care

Say, "Can you pierce my ear?"

She said, "I'll see you there"

[Chorus]

I was just lookin' for an entry level stud

Then I woke up in a tub full of blood

I was just lookin' for an entry level stud

Then I woke up in a tub full of-

I was just looking for an entry level stud

Then I woke up in a tub full of blood

I was just looking for an entry level stud

[Post-Chorus]

Then I woke up in a tub full of-

Then I woke up in a tub full of-

Then I woke up in a tub full of-

Then I woke up in a tub full of-

Blood

Blood (I was just lookin' for an entry level)

Blood

Blood

Blood

[Chorus]

I was just lookin' for an entry level stud

Then I wokе up in a tub full of blood

I was just lookin' for an entry level stud

Thеn I woke

And then I woke

Just looking for an entry

I was just lookin' for an entry

I was just lookin' for an entry

Stud

Stud

Stud (I was just lookin' for an entry)

Stud

Stud

[Verse]

I walk into the Claire's

I never had a care

She said, "I'll pierce your ears

Let me take your kidneys, step back here"

She put me in an ice bath

I failed 3rd grade math

I couldn't ever learn subtraction

I'm pregnant, having contractions

Get this baby out

[Chorus]

I was just lookin' for an entry level

I was just lookin' for an entry level

Stud

Stud

Stud

Stud

Stud

[Outro]

I want some gemstones

I don't want my kidneys in a Styrofoam box

Goddammit

I got a keychain for $10

And I got my kidneys taken away for free

What kind of mall store is this?

I want to go back to Auntie Anne's

Oh my god, the pretzels

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