Your Obedient Servant (First Draft)

By Lin-Manuel Miranda

On Hamilton Apocrypha

Released on January 20, 2017

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[BURR]

How does an arrogant

Insolent, immigrant, orphan

Bastard, whoreson

Somehow endorse

An aristocratic Southern adversary

Impossibly connected

And keep me from being elected?

I wanna be in the—


[BURR & COMPANY]

Room where it happens

The room where it happens

The room where it happens


[BURR]

You’ve kept me from the—


[BURR & COMPANY]

Room where it happens


[BURR]

For the last time

Dear Alexander:

I submit for your immediate perusal

A letter from a Doctor Charles Cooper

Who was kind enough to give me his approval

To reprint a letter that he sent in confidence

He claims that on numerous occasions

You have called me "a dangerous man"

Furthermore I "ought not be trusted with the reins of government"

Obviously such an accusation must be met with either an immediate acknowledgement or disavowal

Now, are you capable of such a thing?

I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant,​

A dot Burr


[HAMILTON]

Dear Mr. Burr:

I've reflected on the letter I received from you

On the afternoon of June 18th

And I'm afraid that I cannot provide you

With the kind of answer that you're looking for

The phrase "numerous occasions"

In place of actual situations

Conveys infinite shades

It's way too vague a phrase to pin to serious allegations


[BURR]

What?


[HAMILTON]

Listen now; how am I to disavow

Something so unspecific?

"Dangerous with the reigns of government," wow

Surely I said something less banal

Be realistic now

I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant,​

A dot Hamilton


[BURR]

Careful how you proceed, young man

Intemperate indeed, young man

Answer for the accusations I lay at your feet or

Prepare to bleed, young man


[HAMILTON]

No. You know what? I don't like your tone

Lay it at my feet, I kick it down the road

Sorry if your life is difficult without your wife

You have to be more specific though


[BURR]

How's this for specific, Alexander?

Weehawken. Dawn.​

Guns. Drawn.​


[HAMILTON]

You’re on.​


[BURR & HAMILTON]

I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant,​


[HAMILTON]

A dot Ham


[BURR]

A dot Burr