Minion

By LimpDickNick

Released on November 23, 2018

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DICK NEVA HARD AGAIN MUSIC


[Verse 1: LimpDickNick]

I got a million yellow tic-tacs in my lane

They like bananas even though they are booty cheeks

Like I sent them to the store and for two weeks

They sat there looking at bananas

All they got were heaps of the yellow fruits

And a pair of boots

Also I sent those bitches to read Agnes a bed time story

But all those motherfuckers did was eat her left toenail

So I sacrificed those certain tic-tacs to Cthulhu

Like, what fuckin' language do they even speak?

I think its Zulu

If you don't know what that is

Its a Hawaiian language, straight out of Honolulu

Who cares, all I'm saying is I don't use the minions as sex dolls

So stop trying to frame me for that shit


[Verse 2: Afro]

You ever wonder why Gru adopted 3 kids?

I think hes a pedophile That shit is sick

That nigga got his minions runnin' the game, but off-screen you know

Those niggas be runnin' the train on the hoes

Might go play a game of Marco polo with the minions

Would the dominion minions be able to resist sinning?

I mean they'd be winning but that's just my opinion

Do minions got a penis? Dude they started at a fetus

Do they got a brain or is they fuckin' insane?

Has they got a game mentality? Has they got a fucking salary?

Has they committed battery?

They stole the god damn moon they gotta get a boundary

Holy shit this beat ain't got a boundary

Holy shit I can't hear my own thoughts Its loud as fuck

Holy shit turn that shit down nick

(Fuck you)


[Verse 3: LimpDickNick]

What the fuck Gru do?

{He touched kids}

What he do?

{He touched kids}

What my dude Gru do?

{He touched kids}

What he do?

{He touched kids}

Gru was a nice guy, he adopted those kids

Maybe he committed sexual acts

But who cares, he was a nice man

And that's facts

{He touched kids}

He didn't fuck no kids

{He touched kids}

Well maybe he did

{He touched kids}

But its okay

{He touched kids}

He is a minion man

{He touched kids}

He is not gay

{He touched kids}

He didn't fuck kids

{He touched kids}


[Closer: Afro]

Why the fuck Gru get arrested?

{He touched kids}

That shit was just fucking intimate

{He touched kids}

Why the fuck Gru get arrested?

{He touched kids}

My man was just tryna get some pussy

{He touched kids}