I’m Broke - Intellectual

[Intro]

I ain't no joke, so you should get a pen

And write yourself a little note so you don't forget again

That when it comes to cash, I've been gettin' smoked

Lendin' out my money, now I'm broke

[Verse 1]

Somebody's gettin' choked, 'cause now it's time to pay the piper

Bums are the type of shit that's in a diaper

Don't make me have to call a sniper

And wipe your brains off my windshield wiper

You dirty bug, as soon as I get paid they come in masses

There's someone givin' classes on kissin' people's asses

Unless you're livin' where the trash is

Don't even come around here askin' where my cash is

[Chorus]

Me? I'm broke!

[Verse 2]

I ain't no joke, I'll say it once again

And if I get provoked, there'll be knuckles on your chin

Some people never learn – borrowin' from me? You might regret it

For one, I ain't no bank and you got shitty credit

As soon as I get paid, they're comin' out the woodwork

Take your ass and get a job, like you should, jerk!

Unless you're livin' where the trash is

But you're not, so find another spot where the cash is

[Chorus]

Me? I'm broke!

[Bridge]

(Give me back my money, you bum)

You said you'd pay me back

I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'

Now people say that I'm a slacker

If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind

You said you'd pay me back

I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'

Now people say that I'm a slacker

If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind

You said you'd pay me back

I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'

Now people say that I'm a slacker

If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind

[Break]

(Na, na, na, na me, I'm broke, na na na na)

(See, I'm broke, never had too much money)

(I would, and i could, but i can't)

Give me back my money, my money, my money

(Na, na, na, na, me, I'm broke, na na na na)

(Cause everybody wants.. your money)

(That not how businesses last)

(That's the way i see it)

Give me back my money, my money, my money

(And it'll always be like that)

[Bridge]

You said you'd pay me back

I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'

Now people say that I'm a slacker

If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind

You said you'd pay me back

I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'

Now people say that I'm a slacker

If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind

[Outro]

Yo, Fred, Mathematics right here, call me

Im up in the lab for the night

It's just me and Ray, peace

(Next message)

Look here, buddy, I gotta tell you something

I'm gonna tell you a thing or two

I’ve just about had it up to here

I’ve had it up to here with everything you've been doin'

Listen here, if you come in my territory one more time

If the next time I see you, buddy, if you keep messin' around

Next time I see you, I’m gonna punch you right in the face

You got that? Right in your face, buddy

Right in the face, that’s where it’s goin‘

My fist, you’re face, that’s where it’s goin'

Listen, listen, you better

You better shape up

You better shape up, son

If I don’t hear back from you

If I see you before you see me

Yeah, well, there, there you go, yeah

I’ll talk to you soon

You better be hopin' I’m not angry

Heh, right in the face

(Next message)