[Chorus 1: The Andrewoids]

We are the Andrewoids

Dr. Monster’s new best friends

We’re perfectly polite

Part machine, part Canadian!

We are the Andrewoids

We’re the droids you’re looking for

Our data indicates

That androids give you more

[Verse 1: The Andrewoids]

Andrew 1 and Andrew 2

Together there’s nothing that we can’t do

So why settle for blood and guts

When you can have your very own robo-butlers?

We’re throwing out all the bad Apples

Nothing Beats an Android in battle

Sorry Douglas, I hate to say

You’re obsolete, time for an upgrade!

[Chorus 2: The Andrewoids]

We are the Andrewoids

And we’re the perfect double act

We’re taking over now

So sit back and relax!

We are the Andrewoids

And Douglas can’t compete

Programmed to be the best

We replican't be beat!

[Verse 2: Douglas]

So you think you’re the perfect henchmen?

I’ll take your plans and throw a monkey wrench in

I seem meek and mild, really, I get it

But I’ma go freakin’ wild and send you back to Skynet!

No heart, just a couple of Tin Men

You lack souls, just like all twins and

I’m not scared of you robo-Canucks

Step to me and you’ll get fundamentally outclassed

Dr. M, this drives me mad

I’ve worked so hard to make you GLaD

Oh, something’s wrong with these droids, it’s true

If only I had some type of proof

[Chorus 3: The Andrewoids]

We are the Andrewoids

Close your eyes and go to sleep

Your vision’s fading now

As you count electric sheep

We are the Andrewoids

We destroyed our human side

You’re better, faster, stronger now

It’s time to say goodbye!

[Verse 3: Douglas]

No! Boss, I’m here to free you

Gonna fry these A.I.’s CPUs

Can a set of all sets contain itself in it?

Can you calculate Pi to the very last digit?

What’s wrong? You look confused

Pretty soon you’re about to blow a fuse

Your bot-brains can’t stop buffering

Time to end your suffering