[Intro: Mine Turtle]

Hello!

[Chorus: LilDeuceDeuce, Mine Turtle]

Mine Turtle

Mine Turtle

The Mine Turtle (Hello!)

Mine Turtle

[Verse 1: LilDeuceDeuce]

Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by

Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie

Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"

Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you (Hello!)

[Chorus: LilDeuceDeuce, Mine Turtle]

Mine Turtle

Mine Turtle

The Mine Turtle (Hello!)

Mine Turtle

Woah!

[Verse 2: LilDeuceDeuce, Moon]

Mine Turtle's traveled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid

Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid

Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine

Fought the aliens! (Throw the cheese!!!)

[Verse 3: LilDeuceDeuce, Mine Turtle, Dinosaur]

He stole alien technology, and built a time machine

Went back in time to 100 million B.C

The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"

Technically, I'm a tortoise

I am a stegosaurus!

[Chorus: LilDeuceDeuce, Mine Turtle]

Mine Turtle

Mine Turtle

(He is the- He is) The Mine Turtle (Hello!)

Mine Turtle

Woah!

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4: LilDeuceDeuce, Cop]

Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from

In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom

He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one

And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb

The cops tried to stop him before he could explode

Look out, he's got a nose!

(Wait, no he doesn't)

[Chorus: LilDeuceDeuce, Mine Turtle]

Mine Turtle

Mine Turtle

The Mine Turtle (Hello!)

Mine Turtle

Mine Turtle (Mine Turtle)

Mine Turtle

The Mine Turtle (Mine Turtle)

Mine Turtle